December 2010
thinkingbastard-deactivated2011 asked: Happy Birthday! Have fun getting drunk, legally :)
Dec 30th
happy birthday to me...happy birthday to...
im fucking 21. :D no more fakes. no more finding someone to buy beer. no more washing off underaged markings. FUCK YES  LIVE IT UP :)
Dec 30th
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guys :)
im 21 today :)
Dec 30th
Sex for breakfast
Dec 30th
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she aint got shit on me :)
cuz im still the baddest bitch
Dec 29th
i need like a fucking badass gametag for xbox
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
My exact face when someone calls me cute.
phileho: hahah aawwww
Dec 28th
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UvularPuppy8
Dec 28th
fucckk
i hate changing my whole damn bed sheets its like such a bitch to do. but i guess in the end its pretty nice :)
Dec 28th
Dec 24th
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when the dog bites
when the bee stings
Dec 23rd
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polo-roid:
Dec 23rd
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fall on your knees
oh hear the angels voices.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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BIG MAMA: Twas the night before my Period ..  →
queencameltoe: Twas the night before my period and all through the house not a pad was available —I could’ve bled on the couch The tampons were placed in my vagina with care In hopes that the bloood would never be there The tampon was nestled between my legs While visions of the sex I couldn’t have danced…
Dec 21st
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Dear You,
sabor: I hope she breaks your fucking heart, you asshole.
Dec 21st
That awkward moment in 2013 when everyone is still...
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
I haven't gotten tired of "No Hands" yet.
queencameltoe: I haven’t. me either!
Dec 21st
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That awkward moment when you get hit by your own...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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i wake up thinking about you..
and i go to sleep thinking about you. STOP
Dec 21st
I’m nipping… Jus sayn
Dec 20th
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You don’t need a reason to get up in the morning, be the reasons others get up
Dec 20th
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Happy are those who dream dreams, and are willing...
:)
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
All I want for christmas is a blow job and maybe...
kwills88: Might need some toilet paper also and to get your ass eaten out. right after u just had taco bell???  no? ok…
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
no one has ever beaten me at a chugging contest
coolgreenapple: tenleid: IM A TRUE LADY No one has ever beaten me in a staring contest that wasn’t rigged! bitch hasnt met me yet. i look like a lady but drink like a man :D
Dec 19th
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and those kiss me green eyes smiling back at me
its just my mind, jumping fences once again.
Dec 19th
your the dream ive been chasing :)
Dec 19th
and here I am, I want to be your everything, and...
Dec 19th
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet
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hey boy i really wanna see if u can go along time...
Dec 18th