December 2010
thinkingbastard-deactivated2011 asked: Happy Birthday! Have fun getting drunk, legally :)
happy birthday to me...happy birthday to...
im fucking 21.
:D
no more fakes. no more finding someone to buy beer. no more washing off underaged markings.
FUCK YES
LIVE IT UP :)
guys :)
im 21 today :)
Sex for breakfast
she aint got shit on me :)
cuz im still the baddest bitch
i need like a fucking badass gametag for xbox
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My exact face when someone calls me cute.
phileho:
hahah aawwww
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UvularPuppy8
fucckk
i hate changing my whole damn bed sheets
its like such a bitch to do.
but i guess in the end its pretty nice :)
when the dog bites
when the bee stings
polo-roid:
fall on your knees
oh hear the angels voices.
BIG MAMA: Twas the night before my Period .. →
queencameltoe:
Twas the night before my period
and all through the house
not a pad was available —I could’ve bled on the couch
The tampons were placed in my vagina with care
In hopes that the bloood would never be there
The tampon was nestled between my legs
While visions of the sex I couldn’t have danced…
Dear You,
sabor:
I hope she breaks your fucking heart, you asshole.
That awkward moment in 2013 when everyone is still...
I haven't gotten tired of "No Hands" yet.
queencameltoe:
I haven’t.
me either!
That awkward moment when you get hit by your own...
i wake up thinking about you..
and i go to sleep thinking about you.
STOP
I’m nipping… Jus sayn
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You don’t need a reason to get up in the morning, be the reasons others get up
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Happy are those who dream dreams, and are willing...
:)
All I want for christmas is a blow job and maybe...
kwills88:
Might need some toilet paper also
and to get your ass eaten out. right after u just had taco bell???
no?
ok…
no one has ever beaten me at a chugging contest
coolgreenapple:
tenleid:
IM A TRUE LADY
No one has ever beaten me in a staring contest that wasn’t rigged!
bitch hasnt met me yet.
i look like a lady but drink like a man :D
and those kiss me green eyes smiling back at me
its just my mind, jumping fences once again.
your the dream ive been chasing :)
and here I am, I want to be your everything, and...
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet
hey boy i really wanna see if u can go along time...