She's Fabulous, but she's evil: Archive

worked out....

fuck yah

Jan 31st

*sigh* sometimes i dont like logging into tumblr.

cuz then i see all these post about sex. THEN I WANT IT lol

Jan 31st

real cute...

losing followers

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

met him at the club

said wassup…. took him to the crib…. and you now i… toot it and boot it…

Jan 29th

i lost a follower :| fucker

maybe cuz i said i was drunk

Jan 29th

drunk

Jan 29th

Jan 28th

6,291 notes

There are two types of greetings:

Friends: Best friends:

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

i will be going shopping verrrrrrrry soon :)

Jan 27th

58,993 notes

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my neck my back | Khia the ultimate dirty song

Jan 26th

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the time | black eyed peas

Jan 26th

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itty bitty piggy | nicki minaj

Jan 26th

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rocketeer | far east movement

Jan 26th

1 tag

hold it against me | britney spears

Jan 26th

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brand new remix | drake ft. lil wayne

Jan 26th

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make a movie | Twista ft. Chris brown

Jan 26th

this guy wont stop asking to have sex with me :|

Jan 26th

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stereo love | Edward maya feat alicia damn this...

Jan 26th

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we r who we r | Ke$ha

Jan 26th

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Fantasy | Mariah Carey

Jan 26th

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Twerk | Project Pat

Jan 26th

I want you to bust in the door and take me away :)

Jan 26th

Jan 24th

25,462 notes

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? 
Student: Yes, sir. 
Professor: So, you believe in God? 
Student: Absolutely, sir. 
Professor: Is God good? 
Student: Sure. 
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm? 
 (Student was silent) 
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good? 
Student: Yes. 
Professor: Is Satan good? 
Student: No. 
Professor: Where does Satan come from? 
Student: From.. God. 
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? 
Student: Yes. 
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct? 
Student: Yes. 
Professor: So who created evil? 
 (Student didn’t answer) 
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? 
Student: Yes, sir. 
Professor: So, who created them? 
 (Student had no answer) 
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God? 
Student: No, sir. 
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God. 
Student: No, sir. 
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter? 
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. 
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? 
Student: Yes. 
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? 
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith. 
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has. 
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat? 
Professor: Yes. 
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold? 
Professor: Yes. 
Student: No, sir, there isn’t. 
 (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events) 
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. 
 (There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre) 
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? 
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? 
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? 
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man? 
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed. 
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how? 
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? 
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do. 
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir? 
 (The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going) 
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher? 
 (The class was in uproar) 
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? 
 (The class broke out into laughter) 
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures? 
 (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable) 
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son. 
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving! 
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 That student was Albert Einstein. 
 Brilliant.
 Beautifully done.
 wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder? 
 I absolutely love this. I have a strong belief in my faith. I'm not die hard but I definitely believe. My faith is the only thing stable in my life and this reassures that I'm not the only one. This is brilliant.

Jan 24th

87,211 notes

i hate how

my mom is quick to throw “your ungrateful” when i do ANYTHING WRONG. I can like not keep my room clean mom:”oh your so ungrateful” :| really if you really wanna see me ungrateful, then i show u that JUST SO you can fuckn say it with truth behind it Ill make your head spin

Jan 24th

i want a grenade whistle :)

Jan 24th

Ramen noodles

food for the poor :)

Jan 24th

im soo hungry

oh wait. i already made a post about me being hungry

Jan 24th

im fucking hungry

Jan 24th